Contradict-A-Wish

[FOX]

Granted, but your on it so much your eyes turn square.

I wish my netbook charger worked T.T

[mactire]

Granted, but now your mobile phone charger doesn't.

I wish I could go to sleep and wake up at exactly the times I wanted to.

[FOX]

(I don't have a mobile phone, ha!)

Granted, but..you get eaten by rabid vampire hamsters while you sleep?

I wish my pet bird would stop throwing food in my eyes.

[mactire]

Granted, but now he/she throws his/her half-eaten food into your mouth.

I wish I had internet on the camp I'm going on next week.

[FOX]

Granted, but your computer explodes.

I wish..that I was a unicorn?

[Stardust]

Granted, but you discover that unicorns can't type or use a computer.

I wish this sandwich I'm eating tasted better.

[FOX]

Granted, but your allergic to the bread.

I wish Pirates of the Caribbean 4 wasn't so terrible..
(lack of lizziebeth, Will, Davy jones and the black pearl, you see..not forgetting the guy with the fake eye and his partner in crime..)

[phantom]

(newbie jumping in!)
Granted, but now Jack (the monkey) has completely destroyed your room.
I wish chocolate would fall from the sky!

[mactire]

Granted, but now rain doesn't.

I wish I had muse. (Oh, muse, why did you have to leave me? D;)

[FOX]

Granted, but the other muses are now jealous.

I WISH I WAS A PUNK ROCKER WITH FLOWERS IN MA HAIR!
WHEN THE HEAD OF STATE DIDN'T PLAY GUITAR NOT EVERYBODY DROVE A CAR
WHEN MUSIC REALLY MATTERED AND RADIO WAS KING!
(dude, i am the only one who remembers that song?)

[mactire]

(Wha? I dunno If I've heard that one. . ) Wish granted, but now everyone thinks you're crazy. . . . xD

I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.

[FOX]

Wish granted, but you get attacked by a one eyed cat o.e

I wish I had the new U2 album..

WITH OR WITHOUT YOU!
xD